But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
