When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
