On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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