Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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