Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
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I kant read them trickery balllottess either. and I also voted for the black guy.
I'm from Tulsa, and I personally think this is f-ing hilarious.... and you probably are the only democrat, given that the whole state voted republican!!! woot woot! go Oklahoma. (In no way am I being sarcastic, I am a Republican, but not a racist.)
i bet they can spell ballot right
@ 2:40PM - You can dish it, but you can't take it? That's change we can believe in!
Obama can't do any worse than the Old white guys who have been running this country for hundreds of years.....
....Just seems to me this country has had its ups and downs all through history...and all through history its been WHITE MEN running it. Its only been a hundred day or so....Give him time to fuck it up like they did before you condemn him!
FYI...not an obama or Mccain supporter
From Oklahoma and did vote for Obama. We are not all rednecks and Republicans. Although I do agree with this person's choice for President, I'm going to assume it wasn't due to his high level of intelligence, seeing as he wrote this from the Sheriff's office.
I think its pretty funny how you all think that rednekcs are dumb. I am a redneck and proud of it and I am in college and I am a nursing major!! wow.. sounds like some other people are kind of dumb.... that's what you get for voting for Obama...
@ 8:23 PM - Totally!
"oh and it's "ballot", not "ballott". people who can't spell glass houses shouldn't throw stones at people they don't even know.
LOL mixed metaphor fail.
So many Anonymous Obama haters. With any luck they'll die of the swine flu or rabies. Either one will make me happy.
"id rather be a redneck than an obama supporter anyday"
totally agree, obama sucks so did mccain and bush and clinton
the commentary is funnier than the texts. also, who cares if you are a nursing major? you get to wipe the ass of someone when you get out. that doesn't take an obscene amount of intelligence.
I'm from Tennessee bitches
"I am a proud redneck."
"I am a proud reverse racial slur, and I've taken pride in my branding hitherto."
...my god this whole thread is retarded. I like hearing more about fucked up text messages about anal sex and periods and gasoline fires and fighting clowns and fucking your dad. Stop it. Fucking stop. I'm as bad for saying anything at all. Shit...
your an idiot if you voted for Obama.
"Obama can't do any worse than the Old white guys who have been running this country for hundreds of years....."
You are fucking retarded....
I'm from Tulsa, and I can read a ballot... I even voted for Obama. Of course I wasn't lucky enough to be in the Tulsa Sherrif's Office last night...
HAHAHAHAHAHA yes agreed! wouldn't wanna be anywhere close to tulsa or oklahoma ever! yay!
I'd rather be a redneck than an Obama supporter any day. :)
Liberal PC bullshit wrecked this country and its only going to get worse.
just shows how stupid and closed minded obama supporters are. thanks
stupidity..... typical liberal arrogance
Geeze, people. Why can't someone deride other people who they disagree with and laugh at them without getting preached at by the peanut gallery?
I agree, this isn't funny.
"mccain supporters are stupid. everyone knows it. obama is president! deal with it! dumb ass hoes!"
Does this mean that when Bush was President everyone who voted for John Kerry in 2004 was a "dumb ass hoe?"
if u want to make stereotypes about obama how about including the white& black ones.
This is funny because it fits the people I know from Tulsa.
New Rule: You may not make intellectual jokes about others if you can't successfully spell the word "ballot".
New Rule #2: Bragging about being the only one in the Tulsa Sheriff's office who voted for Obama is probably something Obama wouldn't appreciate.
Finally, if you're in the sheriff's office anywhere, odds are that you're the only person who voted AT ALL aside from maybe 5 of the people wearing guns and badges.
"So many Anonymous Obama haters. With any luck they'll die of the swine flu or rabies. Either one will make me happy."
With any luck youll be ass fucked by a clown from timbucktwo who supports Barack
wonder if i know him!
@ 2:48PM - Obviously not. I was able to successfully read the ballot ... and vote for McCain.
It seems to me that alot of people took this text out of context. LOL...touched alot of sore spots I see...get over it peoples
@ 2:44pm...were u one of the rednecks at the sheriff's office?LOL
Mmm, that's good tolerance.
dying at the response to the republican nursing major.. like wtf who wants to be a nurse? so you can mop up vomit and work for doctors? awesome. definitely does not take an obscene amount of intelligence if you ask me..
The commentary is better than a clown car.
When you think the last clown is out of the car here comes another one.
So, you were the dumbest person in the station?
Dear comment makers:
you're ruining something that's just funny and not a big whup. cry babies.
You all=EPIC FAIL at being awesome.
Haha f-ing hilarious!
I'm from New Zealand, so who's your President doesn't matter to me. Its funny because it's about America's deep south. yes, the whole world knows the stereotype, and yes, it is universally funny!
Hahaha this is hilarious! I feel your pain! I'm from Oklahoma and go to school in California now. I can totally see this being some night in my near future this summer!!!!
It may be a political text, but the fucking responses don't need to be. Take that shit to Limbaugh's website or Air Fucking America. Not here douchebags.
ITS FUNNY...cause its TRUE! LMAO
Fuck you Oklahoma is not full of red necks why do people think we fuck our realitives and ride horses and shit. Btw I voted for Obama and I could read the ballot
I'm pretty sure the majority of people who voted for McCain are educated people, and the ones who can't read are all the minorities and people on welfare who have little education voted for Obama
And if you want to talk stereotypes, I guess that means by now Obama should be serving fried chicken and collard greens at his next fundraiser.
It's incredible that people totally skip over all the texts about people drunk driving like they're "no big thing" and then freak out over one like this. Incredible...
mccain supporters are stupid. everyone knows it. obama is president! deal with it! dumb ass hoes!
Obama sucks. This text isn't funny. Tulsa is alright but what else does Oklahoma have aside from college football? Nothing.
Thank you all, this has been an enjoyable waste of time.
im glad liberals take the intellectual high ground and are then incapable of spelling ballot
this is the best thing i've ever seen
i think its hilarious bc obama is my loverr <3
I'm Canadian & that is fucking hilarious :)
thats kinda mean.
funny, but mean.
I happen to know plenty of rednecks who can spell ballot correctly.
the only thing dumber than the person texting is the stereotypes they're making.
And the racist comment will begin in 5 4 3 2...oops they already have...
Jesus. People. Lighten up. Only three years to go until the next election.
People, calm down, this is a dumb site were we laugh at text messages.....let's re-access our priorities, if you don't like the text, move on to the next one, they're all funny!
Rednecks and Co already wrecked the country.
Course now they will blame Obama
uhg obama is horrible lol
If you're not dumb, what makes you a redneck? This may just be a definitional problem.
This is funny. It is funny because of the stereotype; which includes the south being heavily republican, and continually falling to the bottom of the barrel in education. So get over it...
Yeahhhh Obama Booo rednecks
Living in Tulsa, this is freaking hilarious.
Everyone else needs to shut up that thinks it's stupid. I'm actually ok with this text because it's not just about sex or drinking.
I was at the tulsa sheriffs office last night surrounded by communists. I'll bet I was the only one there who voted for McCain.
'You're probably also the only one who pays taxes'
here ya go. this pretty much sums it up.
republicans are dumb as hell
democrats are dumb as hell
suck it yall
I think Obama is the shitttttt! apparently so does the rest of the country since he blew mccain into the water bbaahhaha
Oh Tulsa, how I miss thee.
If you're the only one that voted for obama then you're by far the dumbest one in there.
hahah this made my night
@7:17-I 100% agree with you. And I have the feeling you support Ron Paul.
Obama is going to make our country fall apart!
Sorry to break it to you but Obama is just as shitty as Bush. The differences between the Democrats and Republicans are very exaggerated, nothing is going to change until we vote those fucks out of office.
I voted for him. But from now one I will only vote 3rd party and encourage others to. If you have any sense you will too
People need to stop voting for Democrats and Republicans.
Fucking brilliant!! And I am a white girl.
i thinnk this is hysterical! And Obama was obviously the better choice. :P
i'm from tulsa, born and raised, and it is actually a typically liberal city. and the rednecks were probably not tulsa residents or natives. for assuming that you're an asshole.
Wow..you guys are ignorant... Tulsa is not in the deep south..It's Mid-west. Look at a map
Don't criticize Obama. He's black.
SO appropriate! Oklahoma sucks hardcore. Hillbillies and Amish people.
@ 5:55.... Fool, if he were in jail he wouldn't be able to text. Also, don't end a sentence with a preposition. It makes you the dumb one.
if only obama supporters had a clue. oh well, they'll be getting one the hard way soon enough...
Ahaha! Rednecks. And they can't read.
It's funny because it's a stereotype.
And remember; stereotypes are based on truths!
Bet you're regretting that decision now...
Nice spelling of "ballott"... demonstrates the intelligence level of the typical Obama voter.
Haha, political or not, being stereotypical and then talking about a guy who stands to break stereotypes isn't political, it is asinine.... this person obviously has an entitlement problem. Put your hand out for more or maybe do what rednecks do and work.
Rednecks can't read, but they can use the internet.
..And apparently people who vote for obama can't spell either.
I live in Oklahoma. Wasn't born nor bred here. This place is the black hole and I got stuck here aaannnd... I think it was hil-ar-ious!!!!!
You were in jail...guess your vote shouldn't. Have even counted
Fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! *goes to start a rage thread*
Actually, I've been to the tulsa sheriffs office to bail out a friend last weekend and there are way more "naturally tanned" folk down there with Obama t-shirts on and gold teeth than their are rednecks
Agreed - uninformed vote for someone like Obama and then feel superior for it. Actually, it is quite sad because they are going to get exactly what they deserve. Unfortunately so will we all.
Wow....ignorance at its best.
10:25 we have the thunde, sonic head quaters is here, the first electric guitar was invinted here, first parking meter, most of the austronauts, mickey mantle, Jim thorpe, the list goes on and on
everyone who's slamming tulsa...i hope you know that it is, as of 2009, the number one most livable city in the usa.
i love tulsa :D
oh and it's "ballot", not "ballott". people who can't spell glass houses shouldn't throw stones at people they don't even know.
Im confused...this is textsfromlastnight.com...take this political partisan BS to a site that warrants it, perhaps CNN, NYTimes, WSJ, you know, where political discourse is welcome. I just read a post that that said "(484): I just barfed on his mom.
(484): You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault," this is hardly the place for your political posturing, you're all losers, especially the ones who voted for McCain, ha!!
That's a pathetic stereotype. Every state has their red necks....don't make assumptions about a place before you give it a chance to be a little more cultured. Oklahoma and it's residents are wonderful and it's just sad you feel necessary to criticize the whole state.
Dude I fucking agree with 3:11. If your enough of a dumbass to vote for Obama those rednecks sure as hell have more brains then you do. Jackass.
"So many Anonymous Obama haters. With any luck they'll die of the swine flu or rabies. Either one will make me happy"
It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly.” 100 days into Obama’s presidency, Swine Flu.
I feel I need to clarify. I'm the one who is 515 in the text. My friend who was at the Sheriff's office was getting her finger prints taken so she could get her license as a massage therapist. She committed no crime. Quit your damn assumptions. And, I am a Republican.
if you dont like Tulsa then fuck you . =)
7:26, bush didn't do all this. Obamas using him as a scapegoat. Give up. Your amazig president has fucking failed.
I am glad to see that people realize voting for him was the biggest mistake ever.
He is a dumb piece of trash.
Lmao is this my brother!?
Wow just because we live in Oklahoma doesn't mean we can't read and your dumb if you voted Obama in office
The text was funny, the commentary is a total pisser!
Texas should secede.
Obama and his cabinet will be the demise of us all.
Obama= president do nothing
THIS IS HILARIOUSSSSSSS
haha every county in oklahoma voted mccain and ironically, oklahoma has one of the lowest literacy rates in the counrty. makes great sense to me!
Anyone who voted for Mccain is a fucking clown shoe.
Anyone who voted for Obama is going to die of AIDS. Jungle AIDS.
Anyone who posts shit on the internet is an idiot.
I voted for Mccain and Obama. I'm also an idiot.
Everyone shut up.
I'm sorry, but why are you picking on people from Oklahoma? It is probably the friendliest state in the country, regardless of who the citizens voted for. I mean, Tulsa is actually not redneck at all, but since you were in JAIL, maybe you were surrounded by the lower life forms of the city (including yourself). If you do something trashy enough to land yourself in prison, you shouldn't expect to be around classy people.
i bet half of you arent even old enough to vote.
Are you saying Oklahomans can't read? Well you can't spell dumbass. It's ballot.
Asshole we are not all rednecks!!! Go the fuck back to where ever u came from!
All politics are shit. We pay these dousches shitbags of money to fuck around and be cock blocks. Fuck democrats mostly... But republicans too.
Why are ppl doing this? Seriousley, if you don't like obama and you voted for bush, why do you have to criticize us when you put us in this mess in the first place