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  • 64 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:35pm

    Why is everyone hating on WI? Milwaukee in the summer time is probably the greatest thing to ever happen to the midwest.

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:26am

    gotta love wisconsin! We are one of a kind from what I hear. I went to Colorado and they thought we were crazy....apparently they don't drink enough!

  • 57 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    they only stop selling at 9 in cities. in madison you can go to vic pierce until 12. true: 1:43 AM. if you are from madison, you don't call it that true: 4:26

  • 49 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:42pm

    Watching the clock on the register turn to 9PM while the person in front of you is digging for change is why I hate Wisconsin.

  • 49 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:32pm

    and they stop selling at 9pm and that is why i hate that state

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:16pm

    Nothing says Wisconsin like small towns with a post office, gas station, bait shop, 6 houses, and 3 bars... Gotta love it!

  • 47 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:23pm

    if you've never found your self running to that special gas station at 9pm and leaving with more booze than you can carry you don't belong in Wisconsin

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:09pm

    YESSS.... Sheboygan is where it's at. Gotta love all the crazy f**k ups here. We hard core partiers, if we can handle Milwaukee Best Light, a.k.a. Da Beast, we can handle and outdrink any state flatout. I demand challengers to step up

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:05pm

    i'm from this area code...and it doesn't surprise me, hahaha gotta love wisconsin. when i'm in school in mn, we go 'across the bridge' to wi to get alcohol, cheaper and later at night

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:28pm

    Raise a cold one if you love the Three Lakes and Eagle River chains!!! Northwoods for life!!!

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:43pm

    you can get liquor till midnight if you know ware to look (SOS) anyone in kenosha know what im talking about

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:02am

    Did you know that some places in other states are "dry regions" because they don't have any bars or sell alcohol. I think it's crazy sincei've lived in WI my whole life where there's bars around every corner. From Eau Claire!

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:57pm

    I dunno why people all think it's weird that you can buy diet coke and vodka at the same place--the grocery store in my town (WI obviously) sells vodka.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:22pm

    Im from madison and i call it madtown all the time... lol and i know a lot of people that do. I think people have this false perception of wisconsin unitl they actually live here. I love madison more than any other city... except the winters those suck.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:56pm

    is wisconsin apart of the area of states that talk reallllly white? and you sell alcohol with diet coke?

  • 43 35
    Submitted by nataliebreeze on Apr 15, 10 at 2:41am

    Whatt upp wix

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:26am

    @1212. Coasties is a slang term for students that attend school in wisconsin but live either on the east or west coast.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:57pm

    Fuckers hating on Wisco are just jealous... or Coasties.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:39pm

    Selling liquor @ 9 beer till 12

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:16pm

    Wisconsion law is that you can't buy liquor BEFORE 9am or AFTER 9pm. so, that guy was going to be waiting for an hour and four minutes, not four minutes.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:56pm

    Reasons why ca is better than wi. 1) Liquor sales stop @ 2am 2)Liqour sales behin at 6am 3)

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:06pm

    It's hard liquor from 6 am to 9 pm and beer from 6 am to midnight where I'm from Gotta love Kenosha

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:31pm

    wisconsin: out-drinkin' your state since 1848

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:40pm

    Wisconsin is full of fun-loving people, so what if we call fun drinking? --Representing GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN - !

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:33pm

    Wait, that's bad? :/

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:14pm

    From EC. And drunk right now.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:53pm

    glad to know I'm not the only one from Whitewater reading this shitttt

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:44pm

    Oh I have definitely missed WI now living in CA

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:07pm

    @ 12:42 totally!!! thats why u should always run up to the service desk! Mequon here =P.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:13pm

    I hate when people include their state or town in their texts to show off. Annoying.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:09pm

    lmao @ reppin wisconsin..

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:03pm

    in Lake Geneva we used to wait till it was "late enough" to buy beer-- then order food with beer delivered-- think it was from the deli/convenience store round the corner from Popeyes-- who the hell remembers? Kids-- stop drinking and using cocaine all night! It only leads to more drinking and cocaine! had we been able to walk or drive to the store to buy the beer ourselves, we wouldn't have wasted money on FOOD we didn't need or want!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:10pm

    mad town bizznitchesss

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:51pm

    Mutha fuck, this is my area code.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:48am

    gotta love wisconsin!

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:39pm

    Anyone who hated on Wisconsin in this post is not a true drinker! -Greetings all, From MILWAUKEE!!!

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:43am

    "mad town bizznitchesss" don't call it that.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:22pm

    this TFLN is probably from someone that knows the drunkies in wisconny are such drunks that they WOULD be waiting around to buy booze at 8 AM, which is why it isnt that terrible that they include how they love shitsconsin.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:56pm

    gotta love the 920.. my small town is unicorporated with a post office, gas station, and 3 bars on the same block. it doesnt get any better! not to mention i can drive 5 min to oshkosh where there is a shit ton more of bars! SLOSHKOSH!

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:07pm

    you get vodka and diet coke in the same place? our liquor stores aren't open on sunday.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:14pm

    I don't get this 8am thing. You can't buy liquor between the hours of 8am and 8pm or something?

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:11pm

    uhhh thats not enough to love wisconsin, thats actually the rule in quite a few states, all of which are better than wisconsin.....been there once, and never again never been more bored in my life

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:26pm

    @3:22 shitconsin that's fucking clever... Not

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:03pm

    hah thats why you guys got the woodshed

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:22pm

    love kenosha. more bars than any other building!

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:49pm

    greetings whitewater, from east troy!!

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:08pm

    Kenosha I feel thatvpain!!!!!!!!

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:51pm

    yea im from wisconsin... the only thing wrong with this text is that its vodka and not beer... beer is just so much better... and around my place you can buy beer till midnight. so no worries... and if all else fails.... steal it from a country gas station. hhahahah GO WISCONSIN! WOO BEER AND CHEESE!

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:20am

    it's 8 am in milwaukee. trust me, i know from experience. hahaha.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:10pm

    this was the racilla...i know who posted this....and no it aint all bumpkin...pretty hood actually

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:13pm

    Whitewater!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:19pm

    haha if they are real texts from one person to another, they are not "showing off" their town or state. if they're just making sh!t up to post and include their town, i can see it being annoying.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by FamGuyFan001 on Jun 10, 10 at 7:16am

    people should warship our life style of starting to drink at 8 am and ending at 5 am\n\nrepresenting appleton,wi

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:33pm

    :) wisconsiiiiiiin. La crosse hereee

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:54pm

    @2:46 - no, but that's really probably a very good thing. the idea of a liquor shop being open here at 10 or 11pm on a friday or saturday night is terrifying.

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:31am

    another east troy here!

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:39pm

    haha Milwaukee is probably the best thing to happen to the midwest in the summers. Milwaukee was also voted the drunkest city in the US...a-bars every night and if anyone needs a little hint as to where to get beer after 9 here, the P-Falc...figure it out...in riverwest has a cooler in the back that you can load up on until midnight.

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:43pm

    @2:14PM Can't buy alcohol in the wee hours of the morning usually, so the guy can buy alcohol when 8am rolls around

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:12am

    good text. however, did someone just actually use the term "coasties"?

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:27pm

    I feel sorry for those who live in states that don't sell liquor or beer on Sundays, because Sunday's are the best day to drink! Nothing beats spending Sunday Funday at the local hick joints!

  • 26 42
    Submitted by kenzieg on Mar 1, 11 at 6:33pm

    I work at a grocery store in WI and this happens all the time. Me:Sorry sir, it isn't 8 yet. Already drunk guy: You mean I can't get this yet? Me: No. Guy: Fuck.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:19pm

    had a sex from wisconsin once. best sex i ever had. i guess he had a lot of time on his hand when he lived there.

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:57pm

    Manitowoc is where it's at!

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:17pm

    i'd just like to give a shout out to Walworth County :D but Delavan is the best by far.

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:46pm

    wait you can't buy liquor from 9pm to 8am? what...?