Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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