Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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If you have an $87 receipt from taco bell I now know why you couldn't finish your burger.
'T-bell for all my friends'?
least youll drop that tacobell dump on worktime
you must have been so fucked up www.iwassofuckedup.com
Good effort mate, woke up with a thing of mascara in mine, with a light in it
Sounds like one hell of a night!!
$87?! Did u get 2 of everything?
Obviously not doing it right if the condom's still in your pocket...