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  • 86 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:38am

    is half a gal like a girl without legs?

  • 87 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:10am

    aint that the truth!!

  • 81 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:37am

    These pretzels are making me thirsty for half gallons of liquor

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:52pm

    Oh I get it, he can't drink as much now so he has to spend more money. -Jeff

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:54pm

    you were weak in high school..a half gall alone is awful for a night let alone more than one

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:25pm

    where do they sell liquor in half gallons? Not in the 248 area code, where everything is metric JUST LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:40pm

    12:25 u must be a fucking moron go to any liquor store

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:10pm

    It does not last for a night... Maybe 45 minutes

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:00am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't remember the good old days of high school.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:23pm

    Wow are you cool, 1:21. Not.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:17am

    Back then getting the booze was part of the fun!! Now, at 32

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:57am

    This just screams John Sheehan!

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:17am

    If you remember it, it didn't happen

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:31am

    First! And not very funny

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:13am

    Jeff is the only reason I don't delete this app.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:45am

    Depends on where you went to school in this area code as to whether or not that actually holds true.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:24am

    Annon 10:13 is correct. Qft.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:32am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:21pm

    where did you go to high school??? a half gal doesnt even last us a night!

  • 39 35
    Submitted by boxergirl09 on Sep 11, 11 at 5:50pm

    They are called handles yes they do make them

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:11pm

    12:25 you can def. go to any Meijer and/or party store in 248 and buy a half gallon, just because it doesn't LITERALLY say that on the bottle doesn't mean its any different.

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:55pm

    or even just a fifth

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:12am

    half gal of everclear??

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:09am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because back in high school he couldn't consume as much alcohol as he can now! So he goes through it a lot faster, which is probably expensive! -Jeff