did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize