I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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