if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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He obviously lied to some chick about destroying his phone in The Great Chili Disaster of 2009 so she'd stop calling/texting him, and now he's worried about his friend blowing his cover.
Possibly a South Park reference? All that's missing is an anus.
The technical term is a "Texas Chili Bowl" i believe
I only care if she mentions pretzels.
You guys are assholes. Your mothers hate you.