hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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