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  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:15pm

    In Soviet Russa your mother is a slut, not a whore... Whores get paid!!!

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:17pm

    Maybe you r a bitch? He could have been really turned on by your fucking teasing !! Why waste more time on your ass?n

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:52am

    No, do not check out MyLifeIsFly.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:31pm

    He must be in the millitary they have a reputation for that.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:10pm

    how can a girl be inside of a guy?

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:34pm

    4:33 read a few texts down on the homepage and you'll see what she's referring to.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:55pm

    Find a better bootie call!

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:44pm

    10:22 YEAH! I was thinking the same thing! Because she says "inside," NOT "inside me."

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:41am

    Kentucky 15-0 nuff said

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:17pm

    this text makes no fucking sense whoever moderates this website sucks, I have posted a lot better texts that have not made it to the home page

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:08pm

    Hahahahahaha agreed with below!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:53am

    Try waiting 13 years for this!!

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:35am

    Sexiest area code... Ever.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:40pm

    Probably had a small dick

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:33pm

    This just happend to me

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:22pm

    I kinda don't think this was about sex at all. Sounds like some retard waiting to see a celebrity.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:31pm

    Hey cunt, it's annoying to us guys to have to work on you for hours before you spread those legs. We want to pump you and move on. Be more considerate to the guys and open that pussy right away. That way we can get off and leave your sorry ass and find some better poon

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:34am

    Did he cum inside you? Did you finger yourself after and lick his cum off?

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:40am

    fuck roll tide. that sounds so stupid

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:22pm

    This isnt even worth me saying First.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:23pm

    5:17 don't get butthurt because your lame, stupid-ass texts didn't make it on. go get some friends... and a life.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:33pm

    What does the military have to do with premature ejaculation ? 626

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:40am

    Roll Mutha Fuckin Tide. I'll be watching them in person kick the shit outta those pussy ass Long Horns. Don't fuck with the SEC and for sure don't fuck with the Crimson Tide!!!

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:15pm

    It's even worse when I

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:17pm

    That's what she said.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:50pm

    what do you mean "first"? i've seen other posts with "first" second" "third" and i don't get it...

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:43am

    You probably were not worth the time

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:50pm

    No you dumbass, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WAIT 5 SECONDS TO BE INSIDE HIM FOR 4 HOURS!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by rachelg91 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:39pm

    HAHAHAHA hate it when this happens!!

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:40am

    Q- Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? A- Fo drizzle

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:29pm

    Probably wanted to get the hell out of that nasty shit.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:29pm

    High five exicuted !

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:44pm

    Thats probably because he was inside someone else for 4 hours. You got the pleasure of his splooge and the other girls gonorrhea.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:24pm

    10.22 could be onto something....

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:36am

    There's an app for that

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:33am

    i'll cheer for the SEC but i hate bama

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:46pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WAIT 4 HOURS TO BE INSIDE HIM FOR 5 SECONDS!

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:23pm

    there's an app for that

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:40pm

    I think all girls have had one of those nights... and some dudes too. ;P

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:35am

    C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS! John Wall is a God!!!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:52pm

    4 hour? Me luv u long time!

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:46pm

    Tfln seriously I want my dollar back

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:33pm

    Second highfive of the day 4:32 626

  • 33 50
    Submitted by maynard on May 9, 10 at 2:39pm

    Omg, I hate that.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:29pm

    Jersey...only the strong survive

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:25pm

    That's awesome, i can down to like thirty seconds when I try too, when she isn't worth the effort.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:42am

    try waiting 3 years for the same result :/