It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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In Soviet Russa your mother is a slut, not a whore... Whores get paid!!!
Maybe you r a bitch? He could have been really turned on by your fucking teasing !! Why waste more time on your ass?n
this text makes no fucking sense
whoever moderates this website sucks, I have posted a lot better texts that have not made it to the home page
Hahahahahaha agreed with below!
Find a better bootie call!
I kinda don't think this was about sex at all. Sounds like some retard waiting to see a celebrity.
Probably had a small dick
Kentucky 15-0 nuff said
He must be in the millitary they have a reputation for that.
What does the military have to do with premature ejaculation ?
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This isnt even worth me saying First.
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That's what she said.
Try waiting 13 years for this!!
how can a girl be inside of a guy?
This just happend to me
You probably were not worth the time
Roll Mutha Fuckin Tide. I'll be watching them in person kick the shit outta those pussy ass Long Horns. Don't fuck with the SEC and for sure don't fuck with the Crimson Tide!!!
10:22 YEAH! I was thinking the same thing! Because she says "inside," NOT "inside me."
10.22 could be onto something....
Probably wanted to get the hell out of that nasty shit.
4:33 read a few texts down on the homepage and you'll see what she's referring to.
what do you mean "first"? i've seen other posts with "first" second" "third" and i don't get it...
High five exicuted !
Did he cum inside you? Did you finger yourself after and lick his cum off?
HAHAHAHA hate it when this happens!!
There's an app for that
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WAIT 4 HOURS TO BE INSIDE HIM FOR 5 SECONDS!
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A- Fo drizzle
fuck roll tide. that sounds so stupid
Hey cunt, it's annoying to us guys to have to work on you for hours before you spread those legs. We want to pump you and move on. Be more considerate to the guys and open that pussy right away. That way we can get off and leave your sorry ass and find some better poon
there's an app for that
Thats probably because he was inside someone else for 4 hours. You got the pleasure of his splooge and the other girls gonorrhea.
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I think all girls have had one of those nights... and some dudes too. ;P
5:17 don't get butthurt because your lame, stupid-ass texts didn't make it on. go get some friends... and a life.
No you dumbass, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WAIT 5 SECONDS TO BE INSIDE HIM FOR 4 HOURS!
4 hour? Me luv u long time!
Second highfive of the day 4:32
Tfln seriously I want my dollar back
Omg, I hate that.
i'll cheer for the SEC but i hate bama
It's even worse when I
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That's awesome, i can down to like thirty seconds when I try too, when she isn't worth the effort.
try waiting 3 years for the same result :/