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  • Find a better bootie call!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Kentucky 15-0 nuff said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:41am
  • Probably had a small dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Hahahahahaha agreed with below!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:08pm
  • In Soviet Russa your mother is a slut, not a whore... Whores get paid!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:15pm
  • I kinda don't think this was about sex at all. Sounds like some retard waiting to see a celebrity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:22pm
  • this text makes no fucking sense whoever moderates this website sucks, I have posted a lot better texts that have not made it to the home page

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:17pm
  • Maybe you r a bitch? He could have been really turned on by your fucking teasing !! Why waste more time on your ass?n

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:17pm
  • He must be in the millitary they have a reputation for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Try waiting 13 years for this!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:53am
  • Sexiest area code... Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:35am
  • You probably were not worth the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:43am
  • No, do not check out MyLifeIsFly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:52am
  • What does the military have to do with premature ejaculation ? 626

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:33pm
  • 10.22 could be onto something....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:24pm
  • how can a girl be inside of a guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:10pm
  • 4:33 read a few texts down on the homepage and you'll see what she's referring to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:34pm
  • This isnt even worth me saying First.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:22pm
  • Roll Mutha Fuckin Tide. I'll be watching them in person kick the shit outta those pussy ass Long Horns. Don't fuck with the SEC and for sure don't fuck with the Crimson Tide!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:40am
  • This just happend to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:33pm
  • HAHAHAHA hate it when this happens!!

    Submitted by rachelg91 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:39pm
  • Did he cum inside you? Did you finger yourself after and lick his cum off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:34am
  • That's what she said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:17pm
  • 10:22 YEAH! I was thinking the same thing! Because she says "inside," NOT "inside me."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:44pm
  • C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS! John Wall is a God!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:35am
  • Probably wanted to get the hell out of that nasty shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:29pm
  • what do you mean "first"? i've seen other posts with "first" second" "third" and i don't get it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:50pm
  • fuck roll tide. that sounds so stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:40am
  • Tfln seriously I want my dollar back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:46pm
  • High five exicuted !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:29pm
  • There's an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:36am
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WAIT 4 HOURS TO BE INSIDE HIM FOR 5 SECONDS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:46pm
  • Hey cunt, it's annoying to us guys to have to work on you for hours before you spread those legs. We want to pump you and move on. Be more considerate to the guys and open that pussy right away. That way we can get off and leave your sorry ass and find some better poon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Thats probably because he was inside someone else for 4 hours. You got the pleasure of his splooge and the other girls gonorrhea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:44pm
  • there's an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:23pm
  • Q- Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? A- Fo drizzle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:40am
  • I think all girls have had one of those nights... and some dudes too. ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:40pm
  • 5:17 don't get butthurt because your lame, stupid-ass texts didn't make it on. go get some friends... and a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:23pm
  • 4 hour? Me luv u long time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:52pm
  • It's even worse when I

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:15pm
  • No you dumbass, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WAIT 5 SECONDS TO BE INSIDE HIM FOR 4 HOURS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:50pm
  • Omg, I hate that.

    Submitted by maynard on May 9, 10 at 2:39pm
  • Second highfive of the day 4:32 626

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:33pm
  • i'll cheer for the SEC but i hate bama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:33am
  • Jersey...only the strong survive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:29pm
  • That's awesome, i can down to like thirty seconds when I try too, when she isn't worth the effort.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:25pm
  • try waiting 3 years for the same result :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:42am
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