It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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Find a better bootie call!
Probably had a small dick
Kentucky 15-0 nuff said
Hahahahahaha agreed with below!
In Soviet Russa your mother is a slut, not a whore... Whores get paid!!!
I kinda don't think this was about sex at all. Sounds like some retard waiting to see a celebrity.
Maybe you r a bitch? He could have been really turned on by your fucking teasing !! Why waste more time on your ass?n
this text makes no fucking sense
whoever moderates this website sucks, I have posted a lot better texts that have not made it to the home page
He must be in the millitary they have a reputation for that.
You probably were not worth the time
Sexiest area code... Ever.
4:33 read a few texts down on the homepage and you'll see what she's referring to.
What does the military have to do with premature ejaculation ?
10.22 could be onto something....
Try waiting 13 years for this!!
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This isnt even worth me saying First.
This just happend to me
how can a girl be inside of a guy?
Roll Mutha Fuckin Tide. I'll be watching them in person kick the shit outta those pussy ass Long Horns. Don't fuck with the SEC and for sure don't fuck with the Crimson Tide!!!
HAHAHAHA hate it when this happens!!
That's what she said.
Did he cum inside you? Did you finger yourself after and lick his cum off?
10:22 YEAH! I was thinking the same thing! Because she says "inside," NOT "inside me."
Probably wanted to get the hell out of that nasty shit.
C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS! John Wall is a God!!!
what do you mean "first"? i've seen other posts with "first" second" "third" and i don't get it...
Tfln seriously I want my dollar back
fuck roll tide. that sounds so stupid
High five exicuted !
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WAIT 4 HOURS TO BE INSIDE HIM FOR 5 SECONDS!
Thats probably because he was inside someone else for 4 hours. You got the pleasure of his splooge and the other girls gonorrhea.
There's an app for that
Q- Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?
A- Fo drizzle
Hey cunt, it's annoying to us guys to have to work on you for hours before you spread those legs. We want to pump you and move on. Be more considerate to the guys and open that pussy right away. That way we can get off and leave your sorry ass and find some better poon
5:17 don't get butthurt because your lame, stupid-ass texts didn't make it on. go get some friends... and a life.
there's an app for that
I think all girls have had one of those nights... and some dudes too. ;P
4 hour? Me luv u long time!
It's even worse when I
No you dumbass, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WAIT 5 SECONDS TO BE INSIDE HIM FOR 4 HOURS!
Second highfive of the day 4:32
Omg, I hate that.
i'll cheer for the SEC but i hate bama
Jersey...only the strong survive
That's awesome, i can down to like thirty seconds when I try too, when she isn't worth the effort.
try waiting 3 years for the same result :/