just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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