Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize