Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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