it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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