Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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