Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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