Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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