I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize