Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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"Day 11 of my captivity. I was held up to a giant's face. The giant kept on chanting that I did not exist while I as right there in its face. I think this is some sort of brainwashing preparing me for servitude. I'll still have the last laugh."