bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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