i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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Then you should be thanking your drunk self for trying to help prevent you from being a hipster douche.
hmm...i've never heard an actual hipster refer to themselves as a hipster...WANNABE!
The rest of us hate your hipster self, too. Sounds like the drunk self is the reasonable one.
deep down even they hate themselves
I hope a hipster gets this as a t-shirt and wears it. While wearing wayfarers.
has to be UNC, we have a lot of sorostitutes and homosexuals that plague our campus
i hate your hipster self, too.
OP here, haha finally one of my texts made it though. this made my life
and...if it was a hipster they would be coked up and not drunk!
reasons i love my school.
What one deserves for owning any other color
Of wayfarer besides black or brown. Your drunk self should melt your hipster self next time.
A wayfarer is a type of sunglasses most popularly by Ray ban see also: Risky Business sunglasses
Wayfarers are only acceptable in black or tortoise otherwise they're wrong. What happened is for the best.
Who said anything about hippies?
thank, you, 9:54, for voicing it for all of us so that I didn't have to.
Your drunk self may hate your hipster self, but it loves the rest of us!
They do say alcohol reveals one's true self. Clearly you need to be drunk all the time to suppress the idiocy of your hipster self.
Lol this is funny I actually have a couple of pairs. Just having sunglasses doesn't make you a hipster. Being a douche makes you a hipster. PS - I love steak. PPS- I'm a girl. :P But OP if you're saying you're a hipster... next time have your drunk self punch you in the face, they've got the right idea so far.
Thank you 956, i wasnt sure wtf a wayfarer was... thought maybe they were a type of undergarment?
Has to be Elon. I hope you also melted the sunglass strap attached to them
Every time you eat a steak a hippies hackey sack falls in the sewer
wayfareres aren't hipster, they're scene. which is no better
Everyone hates your hipster self.
Shut the fuck up, you can be a hipster and call yourself a hipster, it doesn't make you a "wannabe". It generally just means you're cocky.