maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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