Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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