chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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