Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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