there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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