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  • no way you could pass THAT scent off as No. 5 though

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Um, if a guy actually cared that it was "Chanel" then he wouldnt be able to have sex with her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:56am
  • This is funny. This is how girls talk to each other. It was meant to make her friend laugh! And it made us all laugh. Lighten up assholes! I'm using that Chanel line btw, its AWESOME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Yes, girls talk like that. We also go to the bathroom. Amazing right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:16pm
  • uoahjgskglas wow. that was great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:38pm
  • OMG that is the funniest shit ever hhahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:46pm
  • yo 11:24.....ur fucking scum

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:07am
  • haa!!! good idea...coz mine right now was like Bob Marley style and before it was braided R kelly style....and don't ask how it gets pounded....2 pigtails with pink ribbons of course!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:24pm
  • well i thought that was cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:14pm
  • I think the mastercard logo would be better..."Takin' a good pounding?.....priceless"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:43pm
  • that is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life (oh, and as a female I can say yes a lot of us DO talk like that, I say things 20 times worse)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:35pm
  • i'm a girl. i talk like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:58am
  • The C's definitely won't stand for classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:28pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA funniest shit. Girls do talk like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Haha that's funny. And yes lameasses on here girls do talk like that. My gf whispered in my ear for me to pound it the other night. Instantly turned on and did as requested.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:21am
  • @11:24 - What the fuck? Yo i'm a chick and "pound" is definitely one of the best things to say, after "slam".

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:22am
  • It's 2009... Who has a bush? Shave that immediately

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Bwhahaha! Also, A big "Haha" at the virgins who think girls don't talk dirty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:19pm
  • All of you sexiest idiots are morons. There are crass ladies in the universe. It isn't a privilege reserved for humans with penises.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Honey, if your area down there needs to be shaved chanel, then it's not real chanel, so just get pounded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Money can buy Chanel, but certainly not class. Then again, I'm looking at tfln. Who am I to judge?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:36pm
  • i think it would go back kinda patchy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:59pm
  • hahahahah 3:09 wonderful. Yah girls do talk like that.... why is that so surprising?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Jokes... And I'm not a girl but they def talk like that. However says they don't obviously isn't around many "expressive" women!!!

    Submitted by jallen8 on Jul 16, 10 at 8:20am
  • Shenanigans. This is a dude. No way a woman says "whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it". Lame. May 21, 2009 2:24PM We absolutely do talk like this....A little bit a liquor and we say pretty much anything you guys say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:17pm
  • it was a question my gf who asked because she was fucking bored... we ask questions... that does not mean we would get it. and p.s. why cant we use pound?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:35am
  • hahaha i love thattt! way to represent for all the crude ladies out here :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Shenanigans. This is a dude. No way a woman says "whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it". Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Anonymous is totally full of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:50am
  • if a girl said that to me, it'd make me pound her even harder. backfire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:45pm
  • I laughed my ass off at this, I am a girl, and I have said "pound me" before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:39pm
  • girls do actually talk like that....and yes, yes they would

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Whitney Kate says this is the best shit ever and is getting ready to go wax her Vag! Trend that shit girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 3:42 your mom said that to me last night....cause im yo mothalover

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Psh. This text is a total lie. You SAY 323, but with a text like that, we know you're from Long Island... or maybe Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Lame. Materialistic. Whore. Guys don't give a shit about designers you dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:56pm
  • I see someone saying "wrong hole" to you in the near future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:42pm
  • hahah yeah the other guy wouldnt even see it...get it waxed into your backhair instead...clown

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Never did the Chanel logo - that's pretty challenging, but I did a four-leaf clover for a client once. Even dyed it green with Manic Panic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:37pm
  • hmm wow, I've heard the way guys talk to one another... and to me for that matter... about the shit they do to girls sexually speaking. A girl sayin this to another girlfriend is a good way to keep yourself entertained at work or boring events... it doesnt mean that she's a skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:04pm
  • LOL! Girls so talk like that. I'm one of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:02am
  • BEST ONE IVE EVER READ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:34pm
  • haha hilarious, but Coco may be rolling in her grave. and why is it so hard for some guys to believe that girls talk like this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Don't do it.! unless you're a white trash...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:07pm
  • im just excited that my name is mentioned...& yes my name is Chanel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Better yet, some places will tattoo crystals there in any pattern you want. Moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:38am
  • fuck waxing, get that shit tattooed!!! i mean, what are you, a pussy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:34am
  • 3:50 learn to spell sexist not sexiest good try though

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:44pm
  • 3:09 and 4:56 ROFLMAO. Love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:05pm
  • agreed, from a dude. and no one cares about the aesthetics of your man bush.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:32pm
  • I can' t even imagine what a skank this chick is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:56pm
  • @ 3:50: you called us idiots, but at least you think were the sexiest idiots, so it just about evens out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:15pm
  • WHAT A DIRT LEGGED WHORE,!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:40pm
  • your vagina may be chanel, but ill tear your ass up like its a knockoff louis vuitton....then ill key your car

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:09pm
  • this is the best thing i have ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Wouldn't that make sense then? Wouldn't only a rough girl tell you to pound her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:38pm
  • not Jersey... they like it rough here

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:30pm
  • i want your number 439

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:44pm
  • this is fabulous. and a wonderful idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:06pm
  • just give your boyfriend a CoCo Chanel ring...that way when he donkey punches you, you'll have the CC symbol on tattooed on the back of your head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Yeah maybe we should all stop making fun of the slut who posted this, and start ripping on the retard that posted at 3:50

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:57pm