Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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