My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
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This one hits close to home lol...fake sleeping is an art form.
This must be every guy I know from Thousand Oaks and San Luis Obispo.
GOOD CALL... fake sleep and in the morning blame it on the dog your plan is flawless
LOL. guess hes not gettin any more from her!
Brian Riley likes to get pooped on.
i love it when I fart... and they bitch... "oh my god. are you serious?" and i just pretend to be asleep.
whatever, girls fart too. for all we know, this could've been a lesbian
Is this Ryan Begley?!
Is this my brother Will?
Ha ha ha, that is great!