Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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