so explain again why im purple
no
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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