After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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