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  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:13am

    So what, I can make a chick go to bed with me in 5 words "Does this smell like chloroform?"

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:54am

    Wow. You got a frat guy to whip out his dick. Next you should try making a dog lick his own ass.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:46am

    You do realize that you can get men to show you their dicks in zero words....

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:05pm

    You later blacked out and fucked 4 frat guys. Oh yeah. Take that twitter!

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:42pm

    that's easy to do. that's like bragging about getting a hug from mom in 5 words or less. unimpressive to say the least. now if you had convinced them to rub their dongs together...

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:51pm

    awesome job on being a fat ugly whore!

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:06pm

    Come on Phi Delts do the elephant walk, of course they'd whip their dicks out

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:08pm

    actually it's Fiji...well on my campus anyway...they love to "bro it out" haha

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:02pm

    fuck all greek bullshit. retarded.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:13pm

    Sigma Nus got money, Phi Psis got the clothes, but the pride of every Phi Delt swings between his toes.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:22am

    Hey, me too! "Can i see your dick? I'm doing a study on cut and uncut penises :] "

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:26pm

    ." Girls are better in bed though... ;)" Most guys would agree. I know I do. @ 2:13 FUNGUS?

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:04pm

    12:06 you got the wrong frat bro. Phis don't do elephant walk. That's Sig Tau

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:45pm

    you don't have to be pretty to give head 1:15 just good at giving dome

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:40pm

    You can do it in 4 to any man anywhere "show me your dick"

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:32am

    It's incredibly easy to get guys to do anything related to sex. Girls not so much. I should know- I'm a bisexual girl. Girls are better in bed though... ;)

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:15am

    Yeah, not really difficult to do that, unless you're fugly

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:43am

    Phi Delts will show anything their dicks. It's like...yeah, it's there...but who cares?

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:46pm

    OP might be a guy. in which case it takes the same number of words, only preceded by "let's do a couple shots"

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:22pm

    You could do it in zero. Drag guy to quiet area, get on knees, unzip him. Repeat for second guy afterwards. You think they'll stop you?

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:32am

    haha 11:17! your actually right

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:46pm

    9:23 do you guys reall have to have homosexual. experiences to get in your fraternity I don't mean to offend and I'm not trying to dig up any repressed memories.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:17pm

    hahaha phi delts...figures

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:41pm

    The phi delts on my campus walk up to girls and ask "let's fuck".

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:17am

    Wait. What the hell is so hard about getting a guy to show you his dick? A guy getting a girl to show him her boobs is more of a challenge.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:36pm

    213 fuck you and frat guys in general

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:53am

    11:13 that's dark but extreamly funny

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:01am

    Twitter is 130 characters, not 30 words. Dumbass.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by iheartharry on Apr 14, 11 at 1:00pm

    Like that's even a challenge....

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:29pm

    Pull your pants down and bend over usually works well.....

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:53pm

    My dick is 12 inches, but 5 inches are hidden...

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:13am

    Phi delts are tool slut bags. Fuck phi delt. A girl who knows only wants an ATO!!!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:01am

    What's Twitter got to do with it?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:02pm

    11:54 is right. you cant brag about something that is in the person/animal's nature. whipping out dicks is as natural as eating to most guys.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:56pm

    A 10 could do it speechless, therefore 10-30=-20.. wow your ugly!!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:13pm

    uhh haha is this a joke? guys whip out their dick on a daily basis.. at least the ones i know, whether i have any desire to see it or not

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:01am

    First that's awesome

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:35pm

    Fuck phi delts. I don't always rush fraternaties, but when I do, I rush Phi Kappa Psi

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:16pm

    usually "fuck me" works

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:48pm

    absolutely dick-spittable of u. moms raised u so well

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:46pm

    I disagree @2:40 ... there needs to be an incentive. However it can be done for 3 words as a question: "Dick for tits?"

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:18am

    youre a stupid ho... and phi delts will show anyone theirs dicks because they are so desperate for anything that closely resembles sexual interaction because they cant get any!!

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:09pm

    People on this site are very very agressive on these matters...

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:04am

    look i think the point is that twitter is 130 and he did it 100 less....who is the cunt now?

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:20am

    @6:17 wow so what did you tell them?