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  • So what, I can make a chick go to bed with me in 5 words "Does this smell like chloroform?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:13am
  • Wow. You got a frat guy to whip out his dick. Next you should try making a dog lick his own ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:54am
  • You later blacked out and fucked 4 frat guys. Oh yeah. Take that twitter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Come on Phi Delts do the elephant walk, of course they'd whip their dicks out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:06pm
  • You do realize that you can get men to show you their dicks in zero words....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:46am
  • fuck all greek bullshit. retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:02pm
  • that's easy to do. that's like bragging about getting a hug from mom in 5 words or less. unimpressive to say the least. now if you had convinced them to rub their dongs together...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:42pm
  • 12:06 you got the wrong frat bro. Phis don't do elephant walk. That's Sig Tau

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:04pm
  • you don't have to be pretty to give head 1:15 just good at giving dome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:45pm
  • actually it's Fiji...well on my campus anyway...they love to "bro it out" haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:08pm
  • You could do it in zero. Drag guy to quiet area, get on knees, unzip him. Repeat for second guy afterwards. You think they'll stop you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:22pm
  • ." Girls are better in bed though... ;)" Most guys would agree. I know I do. @ 2:13 FUNGUS?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Hey, me too! "Can i see your dick? I'm doing a study on cut and uncut penises :] "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:22am
  • It's incredibly easy to get guys to do anything related to sex. Girls not so much. I should know- I'm a bisexual girl. Girls are better in bed though... ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:32am
  • Pull your pants down and bend over usually works well.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Sigma Nus got money, Phi Psis got the clothes, but the pride of every Phi Delt swings between his toes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Like that's even a challenge....

    Submitted by iheartharry on Apr 14, 11 at 1:00pm
  • You can do it in 4 to any man anywhere "show me your dick"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Yeah, not really difficult to do that, unless you're fugly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:15am
  • awesome job on being a fat ugly whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:51pm
  • 11:13 that's dark but extreamly funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:53am
  • My dick is 12 inches, but 5 inches are hidden...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:53pm
  • usually "fuck me" works

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:16pm
  • hahaha phi delts...figures

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:17pm
  • uhh haha is this a joke? guys whip out their dick on a daily basis.. at least the ones i know, whether i have any desire to see it or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:13pm
  • What's Twitter got to do with it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:01am
  • haha 11:17! your actually right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:32am
  • 213 fuck you and frat guys in general

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:36pm
  • A 10 could do it speechless, therefore 10-30=-20.. wow your ugly!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:56pm
  • OP might be a guy. in which case it takes the same number of words, only preceded by "let's do a couple shots"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Fuck phi delts. I don't always rush fraternaties, but when I do, I rush Phi Kappa Psi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:35pm
  • 9:23 do you guys reall have to have homosexual. experiences to get in your fraternity I don't mean to offend and I'm not trying to dig up any repressed memories.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 11:54 is right. you cant brag about something that is in the person/animal's nature. whipping out dicks is as natural as eating to most guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Phi Delts will show anything their dicks. It's like...yeah, it's there...but who cares?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:43am
  • Phi delts are tool slut bags. Fuck phi delt. A girl who knows only wants an ATO!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:13am
  • The phi delts on my campus walk up to girls and ask "let's fuck".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Wait. What the hell is so hard about getting a guy to show you his dick? A guy getting a girl to show him her boobs is more of a challenge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:17am
  • First that's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:01am
  • Twitter is 130 characters, not 30 words. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:01am
  • I disagree @2:40 ... there needs to be an incentive. However it can be done for 3 words as a question: "Dick for tits?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:46pm
  • People on this site are very very agressive on these matters...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:09pm
  • @6:17 wow so what did you tell them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:20am
  • absolutely dick-spittable of u. moms raised u so well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:48pm
  • youre a stupid ho... and phi delts will show anyone theirs dicks because they are so desperate for anything that closely resembles sexual interaction because they cant get any!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:18am
  • look i think the point is that twitter is 130 and he did it 100 less....who is the cunt now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:04am