yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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