And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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