She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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I think it's clever.
i've been there too. She asked for a golden shower and i fucked her ass after. Nothing beats being a psych grad student and going to conferences
you truly are a good samaratin.
yeah...but I bet you still tried to nail her, right?
Reverse Jesus during Stampede. Funny
woop woop number 1.
should have switched the wine for some cock....
if she's worth being around it shouldn't be a hard thing to want to keep her conscious ..
Tried that once and got water spat in my face...never again.
at least someones trying to b a good person
If you try to do what jesus did, except in reverse, wouldnt that make you the Antichrist?
you some juice at least
i agreee, this text makes me happy
i think i was just told this story earlier...
this is wicked hard to do too....glad to see someone doing a good deed