I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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Not fake. In my younger years I would have been the bruisee.
does this strike anyone else as fake? I mean its funny and possibly true but I feel like the ending was just added to make it funnier.. just saying.