one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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