so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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