I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.