i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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