She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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