Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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