Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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