as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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