How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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