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  • haunted manison. i know that from experience this past year. also late at night the monorail dudes are high as kites and dont give a shit about anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:28pm
  • no one there gets paid enough to do that 3:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:26pm
  • sure they do 3:26. think of the money you could make off of sextapes from the magic kingdom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:55pm
  • I work at the Haunted Mansion. I have seen more people having sex then I care to think about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:37pm
  • 8:48- that's because people bang at six flags all the time. i would know. i work there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:28pm
  • haunted mansion dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:34am
  • me and my coworker caught a chick giving her bf head by autopia where the smoking area used to be. we just stood there and stared until he noticed and told her to stop. good timing. they stopped right when the steam train emptied people right where they were just sitting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:40am
  • Probably on like the Tarzan maze no one really goes on it and there are a lot of secret little places

    Submitted by elenaaaa on Jun 19, 10 at 6:10pm
  • disneyland has cameras everywhere...they'll stop the ride. bust you and put you in disney jail..not a happy place...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:22am
  • @5:49 Pretty sure the wave pool is typhoon lagoon and if you don't have one on the left coast, sounds like that side sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:23am
  • haunted house, at least a hand job. And the Magic Kingdom, later in the evening.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:31pm
  • theres a fake beach at the grand floridian on the disney property, you can get there from the train that takes you to every park. my roommate did it two years ago. i had to wing man the ugly friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:03pm
  • 4:31 has obviously never been to Dland...what water park???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:49am
  • hahah i googled it, and found a BUNCH of places.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:55am
  • 4:06 do us all a favor and kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:08am
  • does the said "holding cell" have conjugal visits? if so, there's your answer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:26am
  • You can have sex in the tidal wave pool at the water park.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:31am
  • 4:13 You never know what these scrawny 12 year old kids are capable of doing these days..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15am
  • Line of sight is the key. If you can see the camera, it can see you. Beyond that, it's a crap shoot. Are the surveillance people watching that exact monitor at that exact time? Can their camera actually zoom in close enough to see what you are doing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:15am
  • 4:06 Actually you're third. Please learn how to count

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:07am
  • saratoga springs bathroom. bring your key card

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:39pm
  • 7:07, the skyway has been gone for years. Sorry to burst your bubble.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:29pm
  • legitimately, no joke, you can fuck on the sky trolly deal that they have. if you get in between the seats on the floor, the walls go up high enough / plus the angle that the people on the ground are at, they can't see anything. you only have a ride's long time to finish, and you have to trust that it won't fall off the hinges when you get it rockin', but still.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:07pm
  • 5:49, there are multiple Disneylands. Shut the fuck up and go outside of your room before you insult someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:53am
  • You can climb over the fence behind big thunder mountain and fuck in the bushes, it's also the place to score the best drugs in disneyland ...happiest place on earth for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:59am
  • about halfway through pirates of the caribbean ride... jump off and fuck down the stairs. probly have to wait til its almost closed though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:40am
  • SECOND bitcheszzzz!!! I FUCKED MY MAN oN SPACE MoUNTAIN AND WE ToSSED THE CoNDoM oN THE KID BEHIND US!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:06am
  • this inspired me to google it. i found lots of places. maybe you're a prude who doesn't want to spoil the magic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:42am
  • hahah disneyland has cameras EVERYWHERE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15am
  • Its a small world.. haha :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:57am
  • Take the moderate safesearch off of google, and you might find some answers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:52pm
  • In the parking lot, no problem, no jail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:50pm
  • also watched as some lady gave her husband a handjob on star tours. right next to their kids. ew. told them over the PA "please keep your hands to yourselves. remember. this is disneyland. there are children all around you. thank you". i love working at the happiest place on earth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:41am
  • I bet if you googled "neverland" you'd find lots of places.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:57am
  • i'm pretty sure that's because it's mostly a children's theme park. just saying :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:32am
  • yeah tom sawyer's island is open discovery type place, you could probably get away with doing anything there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:01pm
  • i banged at six flags but not disneyland but then i haven't been to disneyland since i was like 10.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:48am
  • tsk tsk. Be spontaneous.... I personally think Cinderella's Castle has potential ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:41am
  • i googled and there is a whole fucking websight dedicated to it. WHY HAVNT I HEARD OF THIS BEFORE NOW?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:31am
  • I meant at the legal jobs haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:42pm
  • oops one more thing...if you do it on there, make sure you do it when tehres exra magic hours so its at like 2am and not 3pm with all the kiddies. i mean...some respect is always nice =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:48pm
  • fucking on space mountain is physically impossible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:13am
  • easiest places are the family bathrooms... like the one by carnation plaza gardens... to the left of the castle and just to the right of the mexican place... or at least thats where I've done 5 girls...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:09am
  • family bathroom in california adventure in the bugs land area

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:08am
  • bushes to the east of the castle between snow white wishing well and the bathrooms in front of matterhorn... no cameras :D or at least not the last time I went there a few years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:19am
  • @ 6:53... Yeah... there are... But something tells me OP isn't in Hong Kong or Paris. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:41am
  • lets set things straight. theres california's disneyland and orlando's disneyworld. disneyworld has 2 water parks. =) in disneyworld...you can definitely do it on the Tomorrowland Transit Authority...it goes right through space mountain. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Too many google ones on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Knowing the anal-retentiveness of Disneyland... they probably have people who are reading this and taking notes and where to put new cameras right now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Smoking areas, bathrooms over by the Winnie the pooh ride, the haunted mansion, pirates, toon town is the best, the train ride, new Orleans square has hiding spots, main street locker room, the list goes on....tried and true methods. I have pics.

    Submitted by RebelBitch09 on Apr 14, 11 at 4:13pm
  • When I was 14, I hooked up with a 17 year old on a bench in the Magic Kingdom. Orlando, but still. And we didn't get caught by anyone at the park. Terrified a few families though..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:00pm
  • i had a threesome in epcot.. inside the big golf ball ride.. lol the stopped the ride and told us all to sit down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:37am
  • i was looking forward to seeing disney in a jailer suit... it was just a fat dude eatin donuts... what a letdown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:34am
  • Mono rail. During the Disney parade

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:07pm
  • its ironic, i always figured the happiest place on earth would have a pretty cheery holding cell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:28am
  • Definitely Haunted Mansion. You can at the very least do oral/handjobs/fingering. I speak from experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:48am
  • owwwwwh 6:49 got burned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:48am
  • i ment 5:49 not 6:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:49am
  • there is a secret bathroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:54pm
  • i hear that around 2am on the big monorail train thing you can get away with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:22am