Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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It's that, or life grabs you by the balls. And believe me, it'll squeeze.
Correct translation is "Carpe vitae ab scrotis." What little is left of my highschool latin demands this be corrected!
"you can grab your balls, you can grab your friends, just don't grab your friend's balls."
Wouldn't that just be 'seize the scrotum'?
Yes, Valkyrie. Yes it would.
Saw that on a tshirt 5 years ago.
Correct Latin be damned, this text is pure win.
This is the first one that's actually been able to make me laugh in a while hahahaha
my new way of life.
Carpe Vita-Scrotum, technically.\n\nGoddammit, I need a life.
Balls are the grossest thing ever... Who would ever touch them
Yeah but, how do you explain those bruises on your chin?