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  • Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 24, 11 at 4:09pm

    It's that, or life grabs you by the balls. And believe me, it'll squeeze.

  • Submitted by Kirak on Aug 24, 11 at 8:12pm

    Correct translation is "Carpe vitae ab scrotis." What little is left of my highschool latin demands this be corrected!

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 24, 11 at 5:07pm

    Wouldn't that just be 'seize the scrotum'?

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Aug 24, 11 at 4:09pm

    "you can grab your balls, you can grab your friends, just don't grab your friend's balls."

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Aug 24, 11 at 5:26pm

    Yes, Valkyrie. Yes it would.

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    Submitted by Srg_Awesome on Aug 25, 11 at 2:04am

    This is the first one that's actually been able to make me laugh in a while hahahaha

  • Submitted by IvyPoison on Aug 24, 11 at 4:10pm

    Saw that on a tshirt 5 years ago.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 25, 11 at 3:18am

    Correct Latin be damned, this text is pure win.

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    Submitted by naenae12 on Aug 24, 11 at 11:55pm

    my new way of life.

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    Submitted by codude1995 on Aug 24, 11 at 11:12pm

    Balls

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    Submitted by Contextual on Aug 25, 11 at 11:26am

    Carpe Vita-Scrotum, technically.\n\nGoddammit, I need a life.

  • Submitted by yahyahhh on Aug 24, 11 at 9:26pm

    Balls are the grossest thing ever... Who would ever touch them

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      Submitted by TerryHesticles on Aug 25, 11 at 10:16pm

      Yeah but, how do you explain those bruises on your chin?