it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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