His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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Are you sure you not just looking at it cockeyed?
quit yer bitchin, amatuers... use the bend to your physiological advantage...
The road too hell is paved with crooked penises.
He should maybe have a urologist look at his penis. Peyronie's Disease--an abnormal curvature of the penis caused by plaque deposits near the corpora cavernosa--is one possibility, although an unlikely one. (Do *not* GIS this right after lunch....)
Would an Asian joke be too inappropriate here?
Asian jokes are never inappropriate..example the tsunami in Japan had jokes within hours..new Orleans was months
Too much left-handed jerking perhaps.
How do you blind fold an Asian?\n- Use dental Floss-