Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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Oh I'm betting this is a woman.
Ingenious, they likely won't call ever. One day it might backfire though, you'll get the crazy female who wants to "help."
Is that how you make them leave? I just throw their clothes out the window
Make sure you don't sleep with a therapist.